LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt
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Monday, September 2, 2024
I LOST MY JOB IN AEROSPACE
My boss kicked me hard, down the unemployment path,
Because my employer required I do math,
But not too long out the door,
I got work moping a floor,
On weekends at the zoo, I scrub down the giraffe.
Friday, April 5, 2024
I RAN FOR OFFICE AND WON
I was on the down ballot, on the down ballot way down deep,
Running for the coveted office, listed as County Creep,
Unopposed was I,
But we had a tie,
A coin toss made me #1, #2 became my Veep.
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Wednesday, January 24, 2024
I ITCHED WHERE THEY STICHED
I went to.the doctor's office to have them take out stiches,
It cost me every coin I got, I cleaned out my britches,
They covered my wound with a patch,
Said it was infected, don't scratch,
I said I had to scratch and scratch, because the dang thing itches.
Sunday, December 31, 2023
FREE BOOZE ON NEW YEARS, AND MY BOSSES STILL HATE ME
New Years Eve I had over all my bosses,
And, they drank down all my sauces,
My party got praise,
But I didn't get a raise,
My alcohol bribes turned into loses.
Thursday, April 27, 2023
TERMINATOR MAIL
My email said I was terminated,
Said my last check would be prorated,
It would reflect my slow pace,
1/3 of my pay base,
I felt cheated, and quite underrated.
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