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Sunday, June 30, 2024
REECE'S RASPBERRIES
I ate all the raspberries, and I blamed it on my niece,
She is only two years old, and they'll leave her be, in peace,
I don't want to get the nagging,
From my brother, who was bragging,
He picked the berries; I said were ate by his daughter, Reece.
Saturday, August 5, 2023
I CREATE CONSPIRACY THEORIES, BECAUSE I AM EVIL AND MEAN
I love spreading conspiracy theories,
They scare both enemies and dearies,
"Spaceships invade,"
"There's a Bigfoot parade,"
Just say it, there's no need for queries
Monday, August 1, 2022
I Have Election Day Troll Blues
There were so many election day trolls,
Who have nefarious goals,
Many come from overseas,
Offering nude body sleaze,
And, tell fibs about voting at polls.
Thursday, June 2, 2022
IT WAS BITTER TWEET
It was a very bitter tweet,
That I received for my deceit,
I told grandma, I had soar feet,
So I couldn't stop by, for sup to eat,
My rat sister exposed, I went clubbing for meat.
Sunday, August 1, 2021
ANOTHER URBAN FAIR BOOTH STORY
I went to the Fair to work in a booth,
Got attacked by a mare that kicked out my tooth,
Then, a sow ate my toes,
A goat bit off my nose,
I swear to you all, that's the truth.
Thursday, November 12, 2015
A LITTLE LIE TO MY GIRLFRIEND ABOUT MY HOME
I'm afraid I told my girlfriend a little fib,
When I bragged about my fabulous crib,
She was taken aback,
With my tar papered shack,
And, jabbed her elbow right into my rib.
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