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Showing posts with label LIES. Show all posts
Showing posts with label LIES. Show all posts

Sunday, June 30, 2024

REECE'S RASPBERRIES

I ate all the raspberries, and I blamed it on my niece,
She is only two years old, and they'll leave her be, in peace,
I don't want to get the nagging,
From my  brother, who was bragging,
He picked the berries; I said were ate by his daughter, Reece. 


Saturday, August 5, 2023

I CREATE CONSPIRACY THEORIES, BECAUSE I AM EVIL AND MEAN

I love spreading conspiracy theories,
They scare both enemies and dearies,
"Spaceships invade,"
"There's a Bigfoot parade,"
Just say it, there's no need for queries


Monday, August 1, 2022

I Have Election Day Troll Blues

There were so many election day trolls,
Who have nefarious goals,
Many come from overseas,
Offering nude body sleaze,
And, tell fibs about voting at polls.








Thursday, June 2, 2022

IT WAS BITTER TWEET

It was a very bitter tweet,
That I received for my deceit,
I told grandma, I had soar feet,
So I couldn't stop by, for sup to eat,
My rat sister exposed, I went clubbing for meat.

Sunday, August 1, 2021

ANOTHER URBAN FAIR BOOTH STORY

I went to the Fair to work in a booth,
Got attacked by a mare that kicked out my tooth,
Then, a sow ate my toes,
A goat bit off my nose,
I swear to you all, that's the truth.

Thursday, November 12, 2015

A LITTLE LIE TO MY GIRLFRIEND ABOUT MY HOME

I'm afraid I told my girlfriend a little fib,
When I bragged about my fabulous crib,
She was taken aback,
With my tar papered shack,
And, jabbed her elbow right into my rib.