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Saturday, December 7, 2024
I'm An Unappreciated Baker, So Screw Them
I made a pie full of strawberries, but the berries were not ripe,
The pie was extremely tangy, and everyone had to gripe,
That's the last pie,
Until I die,
Instead of feeding the family, I'll relax, and smoke my pipe.
Friday, May 3, 2024
MY FOUR WISHES
I decided to give myself four wishes,
The first was that I had sparkling, clean dishes,
Next, the toilet would clean flush,
Then, I'd have a new toothbrush,
Last, I wished my crumb cake would be delicious.
Tuesday, November 21, 2023
FRUITCAKE, BERRIES AND CREAM
I made a fruitcake, adding berries and cream,
It tasted real good, like a taste from a dream,
I should have added jelly,
For the sweet tooth in my belly,
When I finished the fruitcake, I made noodles with steam.
Sunday, July 2, 2023
ICE CREAM ENVY
I wanted an ice cream cone, but they make me look fat,
So I had my little bro eat one, while I watched and sat,
With delicious surprise,
The first lick, twinkled his eyes,
So I took the ice cream cone, and made it into his hat.
Monday, June 12, 2023
I FOUND CAKE
I went to the barn and found some moist, chocolate cake,
It was laying in hay, still a big piece I did take,
It was a trifle bit runny,
And the cows looked at me funny,
I heard more than one of them say, that I was a flake.
Sunday, October 9, 2022
THE HALLOWEEN DESERT LIMERICK
When my Halloween pumpkin started to smoke,
I put out the fire with my Coke,
With a fork, gave Pumpky a little poke,
Hoped no curse, he will invoke,
Now he's a pie, and that's no joke.
Wednesday, January 12, 2022
A FUN FILLED EVENING FOR TWO (DATE NIGHT)
With pots and pans, a dinner I'll make,
Desert will be a choc frosting cake,
I'll then have a nightcap,
Take a night nap,
In the a.m., out the garbage I'll take.
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