HOW DID THE POISONOUS CHRISTMAS BEETLE INFEST HOMES.

There was a little Christmas beetle, that climbed down from my Christmas tree,

The Christmas beetle was so cute and cuddly, that I just let him be,

I worried the beetle had rabies,

But I didn't expect all the babies,

By the time the next springtime came, beetles filled my house up like a sea. 

MY BAD DAY IN COURT

Because my behavior was on report,

I was ordered to appear in the court,

But there was a grudge,

Came from the mean judge,

He said my breath smelled like a brandy snort.