LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt
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Thursday, November 14, 2024
DENNY AND THE CHAMBER POT SAGA
Denny had a chamber pot, made of porcelain as white as snow,
Every place that porcelain pot sat, Denny was sure to go,
When the bedroom chambers smelled of rot
A maid would empty the porcelain pot,
Then Denny would fill it up again, when Denny felt the flow.
Wednesday, December 13, 2023
THERE ONCE WAS A LITTLE PERCOLATOR LIMERICK
There once was a little percolator,
It made good hot coffee, about ten minutes later,
It was understood,
That the coffee was good,
Unless, you were just a perking hot coffee hater.
Sunday, June 4, 2023
GRANDPA'S CAVE, AND SAFETY FIRST
I went to a cemetery to check out a stone,
Where grand pappy was buried,with his skin and his bone,
It took my eyes no guidance,
To observe much subsidence,
The grave did a cave, I left an orange safety cone.
Wednesday, January 12, 2022
A FUN FILLED EVENING FOR TWO (DATE NIGHT)
With pots and pans, a dinner I'll make,
Desert will be a choc frosting cake,
I'll then have a nightcap,
Take a night nap,
In the a.m., out the garbage I'll take.
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