SNOW REMOVAL, NOT

My old snowblower went on the fritz,

All its parts blew out in little bits,

When my blower wouldn't blow,

I shoveled the darn snow,

I shoveled a few feet, then I quits.

THE ICE CREAM MAKER REVOLT

My AI ice cream maker, was named Dave,

He made my ice cream, he was my AI slave,

One day he got bold,

Didn't do, as was told,

He took my home, now I live in a cave.

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THERE WAS A MAN NAMED PERKINS LIMERICK

There was a clever man named Perkins,
With machines he knew all of their workin's,
When his business burnt down,
There was no one in town,
To fix machines, but some made wonderful gherkins.