MY AI IS AN ALCOHOLIC

My new AI came to work stinking drunk, today,

He would not do anything, on my screen he lay,

Should I rat, and tell my boss,

Mr. AI will get the toss,

Maybe I'll blackmail AI, then I'll get my way.

OFFICE POLITICS AND AI TECH

My bestest friend at work, my coworker, Jerry lost his mathematics job,

The company replaced him with a newborn AI, energy drinking slob,

I don't know what to say,

Jerry lost all his pay,

I know I'm next to go, unless they fire my enemy, the boss, Bob.