ROBOT SKINCARE FOR THE SENSITIVE AI

I'm an AI robot, and my skin film pores, got very sore,

They were plugged up with dust from my work mining, iron metal, ore,

The skin creams, were just no good,

The laser, it worked like it should,

The dust melted into a liquid, and dripped down to the floor.

WEIRD-WOLF OF DETROIT

I'm accused of not being sensitive, not sensitive at all,

I make people uncomfortable, just by strolling through a mall,

I never comb my hair, 

Stink like a forest bear,

There's times I'll just squat down howling, thus doing my werewolf call.