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Showing posts with label spirits. Show all posts
Showing posts with label spirits. Show all posts

Sunday, November 10, 2024

THE HAUNTING IN MY CHAMBERS

I went into my bedroom chambers to nab me some sleep,
I would have done that, except for the visiting ghost creep,
He just once, shouted "Peek A Boo!"
One fly swatter swat, he be through,
The rest of the night, a sulky silence the ghost would keep



Tuesday, April 30, 2024

PINK PEE TEA IN THE SEA

There once was a little pink ghost, who liked to drink cold iced tea,
Every time he drank it, it ran through him faster than pee,
I refused to serve him drink,
He got mad, turned red, from pink,
I told him I was sick of mopping floors; he sailed off to sea.


Sunday, March 24, 2024

I WENT OUT TO THE OLD HAUNTED SHACK



I went out to the old haunted shack,
Didn't know if I'd ever come back,
Sure enough, the ghost grabbed my head,
Yanked it off, made me dead,
Then, I was tossed on a dead body stack.

Monday, February 26, 2024

THE VAMPIRE PLOTS REVENGE

They chopped off my head, and put me in a deep, cold grave,
They piled on some heavy rocks, so I wouldn't misbehave,
I crawled out of my dead bed,
Crowned my shoulders with my head,
Then I hunted villagers, and fresh made blood they gave.


Saturday, October 28, 2023

MAY THE DEAD CONCH REST IN PEACE

While looking for socks, I found me a conch shell under the bed,
Not sure how long it's been there, but I think the conch is long dead,
So I named its ghost, Freddy,
Hoped that death found it ready,
I promised to polish the shell up, and paint it barny red.

Friday, September 1, 2023

DEAD GUYS ARE OUT TO GET ME, SAYS MY PSYCHIC

I went to my Psychic, and her predictions were dire,
Some dead guy told her that he would blowout a tire,
One said he'd wait,
Then seal my fate,
By flying my kite into an electrical wire.