THE BLEEDS: CURSE OF THE VAMPIRE

Wicked disease, ultimate decay,
They shun the light of every day,
No one listens when they pray,
Like angels that have fallen away.

On human blood the vampire feeds,
Fulfilling his abnormal needs,
Souls transformed like vampire seeds,
They prowl the night and spread the bleeds.

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THE VAMPIRES AWAIT

They stay out in the dark river valleys,
They do not live but, haunt our dreams,
Of their kills they keep no tallies,
Terror and bloodlust are their themes,

What sharpened hooks that bleed our necks,
That takes in life and exhale death,
No mortal signs can craft a hex,
To save our blood and human breath,

The vampires have a certain need,
Though they have immortal powers,
To quench their thirst they make us bleed,
Until eternal sleep is ours.

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VAMPIRE POEM

In the distance between the days,
A Vampire was born,
He lived in visual night and haze,
A prince whom many scorn,

Those that journey out into the night,
Where the prince of vampires waits,
Must know he's there not for the fright,
It's the blood that satiates.

Blood drawn deep down from the neck,
By demons made long ago,
Creatures not fit for heaven or heck,
Unloved, undead they know.

Vengeance is a lonely child,
Kept pregnant deep within,
When let loose it's mind is wild,
The base of original sin.

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THE VAMPIRE PLOTS REVENGE

They chopped off my head, and put me in a deep, cold grave,

They piled on some heavy rocks, so I wouldn't misbehave,

I crawled out of my dead bed,

Crowned my shoulders with my head,

Then I hunted villagers, and fresh made blood they gave.

BATS TO VAMPIRES

An atomic bomb fell on my bat shed,

The bomb went off then my bats were dead,

But under some melting rubber tires,

Some bats became vampires,

Now no one is safe outdoors, or in bed.

MONSTERS AND THEY'RE WAR ON SNORE

Goblins wait at my front door,

Outback, gargoyles sound an endless roar,

In the basement werewolves bang,

While in the attic vampires hang,

They're all upset because I snore.

THE LONG TEETH OF THE VAMPIRES

The vampires were all around and the sun would soon rise,

The long tooths were about to bring on my demise,

Then, the light came at us in waves,

The vamps all returned to their graves,

I got busy, I'm a dentist, surprise!  

VAMPIRE TAKES ADVANTAGE, NOT

Jim's driveway was all washed away,

So Jim's trailer is where he had to stay,

A vampire was on the loose

He bled out Jim's goose,

Jim told him he could suck out his blood, if he'd pay.

THE VAMPIRE WHO WANTED TO BE REGULAR

I once knew a vampire, who mixed his blood with prune juice,

He said that he did it, to keep his bowels loose,

He said in year 607,

He got tossed out of heaven,

And permanently injured his caboose. 

THE WEIRD LITTLE VAMPIRE BITES WOOD

There was a little vampire, who bit me on my leg,

I implored him not to, because my leg was a wood peg,

He then felt lots of grief,

When he broke off his teeth,

Now he goes to blood banks, for his nourishment he must beg.

BARRY THE VAMPIRE HAS ALERGIES

There was a vampire named Barry,
He drank blood, but was allergic to dairy,
He ate some ice cream,
Then started to scream,
His mouth became dry and felt hairy.

THE MEAN MARTIAN FOUND ME ON HALLOWEEN LIMERICK

I decided to hide all night, Halloween,

Witches, vampires, werewolves are just not my seen,

Then, down from the sky,

A martian dropped by,

And, bit me because he was mean.

A VAMPIRE IN MY CARPET

When I walked through my carpet my bare feet got lots of bites,

I was not sure if they were ticks or fleas or maybe spider mites,

I went to my doctor and asked what had bitten me so bad,

He said they were baby vampires and, vampire bites was what I had, 

Then, I died and became a baby vampire living in carpet on the floor,

Now, I bite bare feet all day and live for nothing more,

It would not be so bad but, the bare feet most often smell,

So, I'm a baby vampire living in an aroma haunted hell.