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Showing posts with label Haunting. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Haunting. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 30, 2024

PINK PEE TEA IN THE SEA

There once was a little pink ghost, who liked to drink cold iced tea,
Every time he drank it, it ran through him faster than pee,
I refused to serve him drink,
He got mad, turned red, from pink,
I told him I was sick of mopping floors; he sailed off to sea.


Friday, February 16, 2024

THE TOAST GHOST

Mr. Eddie was a mean, nasty, old ghost,
He liked to paint pictures on my French toast,
He used my berry jelly,
A gift from aunt Ellie,
His paintings of spiders, scarred me the most.

Monday, October 9, 2023

Fred's Last Wish



There was a voice echoing in my brainy head,
Turned out it was actually, my dead pet guppy, Fred,
He told me he had just one wish,
That I would never eat a fish,
So all my cans of tuna went to my bulldog, Zed.





Sunday, June 19, 2022

MY SPOUSE AND I GOT SEPARATED, BUT I'M STILL BEING BULLIED, LIMERICK

I heard a echo in my house,
It was the voice of Jingles, my late spouse,
Jingles said to me,
" You'll never be free,"
And "flush the toilet sometime, you louse".