A KATRINA GHOST STORY

Katrina sang while sailing, one calm sunny day,

Then she sailed her small boat, too far out on the bay,

Because her eyesight was poor,

Katrina couldn't find the shore,

Katrina's ghost is still singing, that's what some say.

BANJO BOB AND THE DARLENES: A GHOST BAND

The spirit legend says, Banjo Bob And The Darlenes, still perform,

In Marquette, Michigan, during every deadly, cold, snow storm,

They're a hillbilly, punk, jazz band,

They never take a moral stand,

They froze to death on their bus in '88;  they failed to stay warm.

THE VALENTINE LAMENT OF A GHOST

I once had a beautiful valentine, one hundred years ago,

We would go outside and picnic dine, when the grass began to grow,

After years, my valentine went away,

They lie beneath the daisies, I would lay,

I am the ghost, the afterglow, missing my love, who sleeps below.

THE HAUNTING IN MY CHAMBERS

I went into my bedroom chambers to nab me some sleep,

I would have done that, except for the visiting ghost creep,

He just once, shouted "Peek A Boo!"

One fly swatter swat, he be through,

The rest of the night, a sulky silence the ghost would keep

PINK PEE TEA IN THE SEA

There once was a little pink ghost, who liked to drink cold iced tea,

Every time he drank it, it ran through him faster than pee,

I refused to serve him drink,

He got mad, turned red, from pink,

I told him I was sick of mopping floors; he sailed off to sea.

THE TOAST GHOST

Mr. Eddie was a mean, nasty, old ghost,

He liked to paint pictures on my French toast,

He used my berry jelly,

A gift from aunt Ellie,

His paintings of spiders, scarred me the most.

Fred's Last Wish

There was a voice echoing in my brainy head,

Turned out it was actually, my dead pet guppy, Fred,

He told me he had just one wish,

That I would never eat a fish,

So all my cans of tuna went to my bulldog, Zed.

MY SPOUSE AND I GOT SEPARATED, BUT I'M STILL BEING BULLIED, LIMERICK

I heard a echo in my house,

It was the voice of Jingles, my late spouse,

Jingles said to me,

" You'll never be free,"

And "flush the toilet sometime, you louse".