LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt
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Friday, March 22, 2024
THE ELEVATOR LIMERICK: GOING DOWN
John's elevator went down so very fast,
When it hit ground floor he lost his meal last,
All the potatoes and gravy,
Ended up on poor Davy,
And, Susie enjoyed a steak from John's past.
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Monday, December 25, 2023
CHRISTMAS WAS MY NO PIE CRY DAY
For Christmas dinner, I forgot to bake pie,
I was confronted by my guests, who asked why?
I was so full of despair,
I pulled out my hair,
And, locked myself in my bedroom to cry.❄😭
Wednesday, December 13, 2023
A FOGGY CHRISTMAS DAY + HAM
It was a very foggy Christmas Day,
I let the dog out in the snow to play,
He made a snowman,
Peed on my new van,
My ham turned out delicious, most say.🍖🐖
Wednesday, November 29, 2023
CHICKEN FEET ARE BARELY BETTER THAN CHICKEN FINGERS
I had some chicken fingers but, I should have had chicken feet,
Then, when that bear came along he would not have had me to eat,
My feet were defiant like a crows,
My feet stood firm to oppose,
So, like chicken fingers I became just another meat.
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Thursday, November 23, 2023
HAPPY THANKSGIVING, FROM ALL OF US TO ALL OF YOU🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃
Pa was supposed to cut the turkey, but he cut something else instead,
It smelled like the skunk out in the road, that laid there 3 days dead,
Ma sprayed air conditioner all around,
It got in the food, and made us frown,
Pa finally cut the turkey, and got his family fed.
WOULD YOU LIKE A SPIT OF TURKEY
We have a chew and spit contest, on each Turkey Day,
We chew up our turkey, then spit it away,
We spit it at grandma, we spit it at pa,
We spit it at the twins, Ziggy and Spa,
The winner gets stuffing and gravy, hurrah!
Monday, April 24, 2023
CHICKPEA CHICKEN OF THE SEA SALTS
I got me an old hen, but I ain't got no corn,
So my Cornish hen, I cannot fully adorn,
I got some chickpeas,
And some salt from the seas,
For my chickpea hen, I'll start the oven mid-morn.
Tuesday, November 30, 2021
I GOT HONKED BY MY CHRISTMAS GOOSE
Fast and loose, the Christmas goose chased me across the yard,
Fast and loose, I was chased by that goose, while I wore just a thin leotard,
The goose caught me at last,
I got goose-honked for my past,
When I cheated the goose with a fixed playing card.
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