DRIED PRUNE PARFAIT FOR ALGER

My little tame rat, named Alger, was always chewing flowers,

The flowers,were non-lethal, but they made him poop for hours,

Then, 3 times every day,

I fed him dried prune, parfait,

The poopy rat, washes it off with me, while I take showers.

BAD LUCK FOR THE PRETTY CHICKEN

For a chicken meal, I went out to a farm,

I bought a live chicken, intending it harm,

Her beautiful name was Grace,

I took her back to my place,

She fed my face; I guess she had some bad Karm.