Four little quarters I dropped into my coin bank, They jingled and rattled while to the bottom they sank, They were my life's savings, I spent the rest on my cravings, I always ate out, went to sports bars and drank.
When I figured my finances were solid and sound, I decided to buy the whole bar a round, But I came up real short, And, the bar keep no sport, I still remember how hard he could pound.