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Showing posts with label poisoning. Show all posts
Showing posts with label poisoning. Show all posts

Thursday, February 22, 2024

I WILL BE ONE WITH THE LAWN

The doctor said to me, soon I'd be all gone,
I would probably not make it, until dawn,
Tainted preserve spread,
Was making me dead,
I'll soon be greening up a small plot of lawn.

Sunday, February 11, 2024

MICHIGAN STEW AND THE BELLY AND BLUE

I went to Bohemia Michigan for some of their famous stew,
It tasted quite a bit off, because it was very old, and not new,
I had quite an ill belly,
Gassing up, getting swelly,
I got a ride to the hospital, after I passed out and turned blue.


Tuesday, February 6, 2024

LOVE BUNNY SITS ON MY TOILET

My love bunny is so crybaby sad,
My love bunny ate scallops that were bad,
The soft toilet seat,
Is love bunny's retreat,
When I can use the toilet, I'll be glad.


Sunday, November 5, 2023

EPITAPH IN RHYME

I was eating some beans flavored with dill,
Drank a soda to wash down the bad swill,
I didn't know my cola,
Was laced with Ebola,
Then they buried me way far up the hill.

Wednesday, August 31, 2022

POOR PUTTY CAT

I spread some tuna on a stick,
But it fell off before I could lick,
The fish drips hit the ground,
And without making a sound,
The cat ate it and then he got sick.