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Saturday, November 23, 2024
WICKED CHILI
Looking under his chair, Jim found himself, a piece of chili,
It was only a single bean, it was furry and frilly,
It tasted uncouth,
It poisoned a tooth,
It made Jimmy have a sore belly; his colon felt silly.
Thursday, February 22, 2024
I WILL BE ONE WITH THE LAWN
The doctor said to me, soon I'd be all gone,
I would probably not make it, until dawn,
Tainted preserve spread,
Was making me dead,
I'll soon be greening up a small plot of lawn.
Sunday, February 11, 2024
MICHIGAN STEW AND THE BELLY AND BLUE
I went to Bohemia Michigan for some of their famous stew,
It tasted quite a bit off, because it was very old, and not new,
I had quite an ill belly,
Gassing up, getting swelly,
I got a ride to the hospital, after I passed out and turned blue.
Tuesday, February 6, 2024
LOVE BUNNY SITS ON MY TOILET
My love bunny is so crybaby sad,
My love bunny ate scallops that were bad,
The soft toilet seat,
Is love bunny's retreat,
When I can use the toilet, I'll be glad.
Sunday, November 5, 2023
EPITAPH IN RHYME
I was eating some beans flavored with dill,
Drank a soda to wash down the bad swill,
I didn't know my cola,
Was laced with Ebola,
Then they buried me way far up the hill.
Wednesday, August 31, 2022
POOR PUTTY CAT
I spread some tuna on a stick,
But it fell off before I could lick,
The fish drips hit the ground,
And without making a sound,
The cat ate it and then he got sick.
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