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Showing posts with label VALENTINE'S DAY. Show all posts
Showing posts with label VALENTINE'S DAY. Show all posts
Tuesday, February 14, 2023
VALENTINE'S DAY + BUGS = NO SMOOCHING
Ray wanted to smooch with his girlfriend Mandy,
So, on Valentine's Day he gave his girlfriend candy,
The candy was all full of bugs,
Of course no kisses or hugs,
Instead, his ex-girlfriend is smooching with Andy.
Monday, February 13, 2023
I HAVE TOO MANY MEAN VALENTINES
How do you know if you have too many valentines?
When together they confront you, that's one of the signs,
And, when you have poison in your belly
From your eggs, toast and jelly,
Then, they bury you out back in the pines.
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