THE LAST TEDDY BEAR.

I sent my platoon of soldiers, up a steep, enemy, held  hill,

They came across an enemy Teddy Bear, they were forced to kill,

The Teddy Bear was well endowed,

With heavy ammo, for my crowd,

We burned up his cloth and stuffing, with a grenade that was too loud.

MY CROC, PUT HIS FACE IN THE POT, AND SMILED

Mommy intervened,  and she made me take a time-out nap, for a while,

Because I was feuding, using ball bats, with my pet, stuffed crocodile,

Call me chubby, and lazy,

But, my crock is so, crazy,

All night, his head was in the toilet, I pulled him out; he had a smile.

EDDY BITES TEDDY

I had this big pest, his name was Eddy,

He was a rat, and he pested steady,

Every night,

He'd take a bite,

Out of my sweet, pink, stuffed bear, my Teddy.

I SAW A NO.HAIR BEAR

When I was little, I saw a bear,

He was full of stuffing and had no hair,

He slept with me in bed,

Up by my baby head,

So all the wild monsters, he would scare.

MY BEAUTIFUL.BLUE TEDDY BEAR PART III

My beautiful blue teddy bear was destroyed by my puppy dog,

I told puppy he was very bad, then he dropped a big turd log,

I buried Teddy in the yard,

In the garden, near the Swiss chard,

Then my puppy dug Teddy up, and I'm in mourning on my blog.