LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt
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Sunday, December 10, 2023
A STEVE THE PORCH PIRATE CHRISTMAS LIMERICK
Steve was a porch pirate who was very lucky,
He threw boxes from porches into the back.of his trucky,
Presents Steve got from his hood,
Made his Christmas feel good,
But for all those he ripped off, it was sucky.
Wednesday, March 8, 2023
VIGILANTE PORCH PIRATE JUSTICE
Three porch pirates walked into a bar,
Each showed their biggest porch pirating scar,
One lost two fingers to a machete,
Another lost his pelvis to a pet Yetii,
The third got his head chopped, it now floats in a jar.
Wednesday, December 14, 2022
SANTA MAN AND THE MILK COW, AND BEN
Mossy my milk cow, she pulled Santa's sleigh,
That's because the reindeer had all run away,
Santa had gained many a pound,
The sleigh wouldn't lift off the ground,
Mossy and bull Ben, powered Santa that day.
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