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Showing posts with label dead. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dead. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 11, 2024

WHAT MY ZOMBIES WILL EAT

I kept a couple of zombies in my basement, for fun,
I fed them orange Jello, and pickled pigs feet on a bun,
They ate my wife, a librarian,
Then became brat, vegetarian,
Without pigs feet; it's orange Jello on a bun and I'm done.


Thursday, January 18, 2024

ZOMBIE CAREER ADVICE FOR DUMMIES VOLUME I

If you want to be a Zombie, you see a dentist first,
Without two good rows of teeth, your Zombie career is burst,
Your teeth must bite, tear and rip,
Even though the blood might drip,
Remember to eat those moist, tender brains, they will quench your thirst.

Sunday, November 12, 2023

I POEMED THE ZOMBIES

In the streets the zombies roamed, 
Their mouths were drooling while nostrils foamed,
But, I valued my hide,
So, I stayed inside,
And, the zombie saga I poemed.

Thursday, April 20, 2023

MY KITH AND KIN FINALLY GOT SOME BRAINS BETWEEN 'EM

I was attacked by zombies, and they were my kith and kin,
They opened my head, ate my brains like sardines in a tin,
Fed kids who were poor,
The old ones who snore,
All were satisfied by me, as I fed them their din, din.



Wednesday, March 29, 2023

ZOMBIE EATS BRAINS

He just rose up from the dead and started eating people's brains,
But after eating all that gray matter, no memories he retains,
I thought it'd be a joke,
If I gave him a finger poke,
Then he chomped down on my forehead, and gave my skull such pains.

Monday, February 13, 2023

I BUILT A MONSTER

I built me a monster out of body parts and old souls,
I wanted a friend, but it had other goals,
It conquered the earth,
Which hurt my net worth,
And it used it's strength to rip me new holes.

Friday, July 29, 2022

ZOMBIES

I always make sure I shoot the zombie in the head,
That's the only sure way you know that zombie be dead,
If you pass a zombie too near,
He's sure to bite you on the ear,
Then you be squirting out red.


Saturday, January 22, 2022

VAMPIRE BITES

After I received a vampire bite,
Then I turned a real white, white,
My hope did a sag,
When I got my toe tag,
And got shoved in a freezer, real tight.