WE VAMPIRES LOVE OUR NOODLES AND BLOOD, AND SOME SNUFF

When I became a vampire, I laid around on the couch,

When the sun would come up, I'd get a very severe burn, what an ouch,

I still love making my ramen,

Soaked in fresh blood, is most common,

I often have dinner guests; after we sup, I share snuff from my pouch.

VAMPIRE BITES

After I received a vampire bite,

Then I turned a real white, white,

My hope did a sag,

When I got my toe tag,

And got shoved in a freezer, real tight.