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Showing posts with label zombie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label zombie. Show all posts

Sunday, November 12, 2023

I POEMED THE ZOMBIES

In the streets the zombies roamed, 
Their mouths were drooling while nostrils foamed,
But, I valued my hide,
So, I stayed inside,
And, the zombie saga I poemed.

Thursday, April 20, 2023

MY KITH AND KIN FINALLY GOT SOME BRAINS BETWEEN 'EM

I was attacked by zombies, and they were my kith and kin,
They opened my head, ate my brains like sardines in a tin,
Fed kids who were poor,
The old ones who snore,
All were satisfied by me, as I fed them their din, din.



Saturday, April 1, 2023

ZOMBIE EATS

Some zombies eat brains, ears, noses and guts,
I know a zombie that eats only pistachio nuts,
He eats in the stores,
Spills most on the floors,
He just eats what he wants, I only eat  pork butts.

Thursday, May 12, 2022

ZOMBIE TREAT

There were nothing but zombies left on my street,
They were all looking for someone with big brains to eat,
But, because I don't dig they're groove,
I guess I'll just move,
And, not end up some zombie's lunch treat.

Sunday, November 1, 2020

AT THE END OF THE WORLD

At the end of the world I moved into a box,
I ran out of beer so, I was forced to detox,
Detox made me ache and cry,
So, when a zombie came by,
I let it bite me to numb me with pox.



Wednesday, January 25, 2017

MY LIFE INSURANCE SALESMAN

A zombie came up to my door,
And, sold me life insurance until I was poor,
He put me in my place,
As he chewed on his own face,
So, I got a second job so I could buy more.

My life insurance policy really paid,
To my wife and her boyfriend's accolade,
Now, my life insurance agent, the zombie,
Works for some company named Crombie,
And, his bite got me into the zombie parade.


Tuesday, August 23, 2016

MY LIFE INSURANCE SALESMAN

A zombie came up to my door,
And, sold me life insurance until I was poor,
He put me in my place,
As he chewed on his own face,
So, I got a second job so I could buy more.

My life insurance policy really paid,
To my wife and her boyfriend's accolade,
Now, my life insurance agent, the zombie,
Works for some company named Crombie,
And, his bite got me into the zombie parade.