THE LONG TEETH OF THE VAMPIRES

The vampires were all around and the sun would soon rise,

The long tooths were about to bring on my demise,

Then, the light came at us in waves,

The vamps all returned to their graves,

I got busy, I'm a dentist, surprise!  

TEETH YANKERS: A FAMILY BUSINESS SUCCESS STORY

I bought me some pliers and set up a fair booth,

I was charging $20 to yank out a tooth,

If you pay $60 for three,

The fourth pulled is free,

If your kid needs one pulled, see my 12 year old, Ruth.