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Showing posts with label Blockage. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Blockage. Show all posts

Thursday, July 18, 2024

3 WISHES: COLA, BEEF AND A PORCELAIN VACATION

Jim wished that he could consume some beef
Beef and cola, for his hunger grief,
Holy Mola, 
Beef and cola,
And constipation pills for relief.

Monday, June 19, 2023

THE VAMPIRE WHO WANTED TO BE REGULAR

I once knew a vampire, who mixed his blood with prune juice,
He said that he did it, to keep his bowels loose,
He said in year 607,
He got tossed out of heaven,
And permanently injured his caboose.