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Monday, October 22, 2018

A VAMPIRE IN MY CARPET

When I walked through my carpet my bare feet got lots of bites,
I was not sure if they were ticks or fleas or maybe spider mites,
I went to my doctor and asked what had bitten me so bad,
He said they were baby vampires and, vampire bites was what I had, 

Then, I died and became a baby vampire living in carpet on the floor,
Now, I bite bare feet all day and live for nothing more,
It would not be so bad but, the bare feet most often smell,
So, I'm a baby vampire living in an aroma haunted hell. 

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