DAVY OF THE NAVY

There was  mouse I called Davy,

He kept chewing into my dry packs of gravy,

I told him I will get very rough, 

If he gets into my salty stuff,

So, Davy ran off to join a salt water navy.

Cleaning One's Clock With A Dock Limerick

Barney traveled upriver in a fancy canoe,

He traveled real fast, because the canoe was brand new,

But he ran into a dock,

And that cleaned his clock,

The dock was damaged, and the owner did sue.

THE SHARK RIPPED ED A NEW ONE IN THE BOTTOM OF ED'S BOAT

The shark knew he couldn't get Ed while Ed was on his boat,
So, the shark ripped a new hole in the bottom of Ed's float,
As Ed's boat went underwater,
Ed made like an otter,
Still, It was Ed's destiny to be by a shark, smote.

MY SALMON FISHING DAY

Salmon fishing, cold,
Leaky waders, wet socks, POW!!!
Run over, boat, OUCH!!!