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Showing posts with label Jurassic. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jurassic. Show all posts

Sunday, August 25, 2024

THE GRIZ AND THE SAUR WENT TO WAR

I looked down from a bridge, and saw a huge dinosaur,
He was fighting a grizzly; it was an animal war,
The big grisly got on top,
Gave old dino-face a bop,
The dinosaur ran away, while the grizzly gave a roar.


Thursday, March 7, 2024

DINOSAURS DO NOT MAKE GOOD PETS (A CAUTIONARY TALE)

I went back in time to get a baby pet dinosaur,
I brought back an egg, and thought I had made quite a score,
My dino pet grew gigantic,
Ate all my groceries, became frantic,
He then chewed and swallowed me, because he wanted more.


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Saturday, February 24, 2024

DINO RAMPAGE

The dinosaur in my crawlspace, ate my dog and cat,
I told him it wasn't funny, and that he was not all that!
That big buns dino turd,
Never heard one word,
He ate my sister Sarah, and my little brother Pat.



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Wednesday, January 24, 2024

MY PET DINOSAUR PART6 (TONES, SCONES AND BONES)

I had a big pet dinosaur, and he loved my homemade scones,
He would eat them by the thousands, and made loud lip smacking tones,
One day when he went outside to play,
I burned the scones, and threw them away,
My unhappy, hungry dino, then chewed on the neighbor's bones.


Tuesday, January 2, 2024

TIME TRAVELS WITH MORRIS

Morris bought a used time machine, but his time travels did not last,
Morris was eaten by a dinosaur, back in the distant past,
The dinosaur thought Morris yummy,
He put Morris in the dino tummy,
The dino got indigestion, because he ate his food too fast.

Tuesday, November 7, 2023

DIDN'T CRY FOR THE DINOSAURS, THEY WERE ALREADY GONE

A bit less than a hundred million years ago,
Dinosaurs hatched out from eggs, and boy did they grow,
Then when dinosaurs all died,
The moon and the sun, both cried,
People didn't exist, so no noses to blow.


Wednesday, October 25, 2023

GRANDMA VS. DINOSAUR

The dumb dinosaur, he just went way too far,
When he ate up grandma's old Volkswagen car,
Grandma used her big straw broom,
It was the dinosaurs doom,
Now his bones decorate grandma's coffee bar.


Saturday, March 25, 2023

THE BALLAD OF DINO TEX

I once knew this big bad dinosaur, and his name was Tex,
Tex got in a bar fight, and ate a Tyrannosaurus rex,
Tex was well endowed,
With a voice that was too loud,
He use to be a unicorn, but got a witches hex.