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Thursday, April 25, 2024
CHEMICALS GOT THE BUGS OUT OF MY TEA
Timmy found some bedbugs, drifting in his cup of tea,
One started swimming, and Timmy threw his tea at me,
In the furniture, clothing and rugs,
My home was full of them bitting bugs,
I hired an exterminator, now I'm bedbug free.
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Thursday, March 7, 2024
DINOSAURS DO NOT MAKE GOOD PETS (A CAUTIONARY TALE)
I went back in time to get a baby pet dinosaur,
I brought back an egg, and thought I had made quite a score,
My dino pet grew gigantic,
Ate all my groceries, became frantic,
He then chewed and swallowed me, because he wanted more.
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Tuesday, September 13, 2022
DAVE NEEDS BUG SPRAY, OR SOMETHING
Dave went and bought some used tights,
They were full of parasites,
On Dave's skin,
The sites dig in,
They squirm a little, then they bites.
Wednesday, January 6, 2021
THE BAD BEES
I am the killer of many bad bees,
When they bite on the backside of my knobby knees,
They rip flesh by the inch,
So, I give them a pinch,
And, they bite harder as I give them a squeeze.
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