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Friday, October 27, 2023
I SELL MEALS IN KALKASKA
I opened a store to sell people a quick lunch,
I sold cake, sandwiches and ice cold lemon punch,
It was downtown Kalkaska,
Not the one in Nebraska,
I'll Soon be selling coffee and Bismarcks for brunch.
Thursday, May 11, 2023
I LOST MONEY BETTING ON HORSES, NOW I SERVE THEM AT MY PLACE OF EATS
I cook delicious food while listening to music in c minor,
That's why I call my restaurant "The C Minor Diner",
I use to listen to D Major,
Bet on horseys, lost big wager,
I changed my music and my job, because my mate was a major whiner.
Friday, November 11, 2022
IN MY TURKEY DINNER DREAM
In my turkey dinner dream,
There was never sour cream,
Like ships in the navy,
Taters floated in gravy,
I will resist your cream scheme.
Saturday, October 2, 2021
I CAME ACROSS ZOMBIES
I came across zombies who were all eating bugs,
I offered them brains but, I got no bites or head hugs,
I think they were crazy,
Or, just really lazy,
To lazy to wipe drool from their mugs.
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