MY NAME IS BUCK CHAINNEY AND I COME FROM DEEP SPACE

My name is Buck Chainney and I come from deep space,

I thought I'd find good food when I stopped at this place,

But, the meat is too tough,

And, the veggies too rough,

And, the dairy makes me break out on my face.

 

THE DINER SERVED ME AN UNIDENTIFIED OBJECT

At the diner I ordered a turkey wing,

But, instead I got this UO thing,

It had beady eyes,

Was nibbling on my fries,

He said he was an alien on earth slumming.  

 

 *UO=Unidentified Object