THE SNACK DOG

My puppy would only eat snacks,

Like cheese on tasty bacon cracks,

And, ice cream in a cup

Was his favorite sup,

He loved popcorn in big buttery sacks.

THE FOOD CHAIN IN MY HOME

Although I warned him it was not suppy,
My swordfish ate my baby guppy,
Then, my swordfish just smiled,
He was a pernicious child,
So, I fed my swordfish to my sweet puppy.