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Monday, September 16, 2024
FREEDOM SOMETIMES COSTS A CHUNK OF FLESH
The parakeets in the pet shop, planed on making a daring, cage break,
When the clerk opened the cage to feed them, a chunk of flesh they would take,
One keet took a big bite,
The others went to flight,
They flew out the store door to their freedom, and the sun made them awake.
Monday, November 27, 2023
SANTA DOES NOT LIKE TO SHARE WITH ELVES
While old Santa eats roast venison, we elves are eating snow,
Santa licks on candy canes; a taste we elves will never know,
Santa is all grins and smiles,
Santa has smart PR wiles,
Old Santa is very greedy, and he causes elves great woe.
Sunday, November 26, 2023
SANTA AND HIS LIFE OF CRIME
Santa has many presents to get, and Tuesday is Christmas Day,
So Santa went down to the mall, and quickly loaded up his sleigh,
This year Santa's funds are running low,
His reindeer meat sales are really slow,
At the Mall Santa got picked up by cops, because he failed to pay.
Tuesday, June 27, 2023
MY COOKIES ARE SO CRUMMY
I made a batch of cookies, and they turned out way too small,
Someone told me they were cookie crumbs, and weren't cookies at all,
From my eyes I shed big tears,
I had no cookies for my dears,
So I went down and bought filled doughnuts at the all night mall.
Tuesday, December 20, 2022
WANDA WENDT WENT SHOPPING THE DAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS
The day before Christmas, Wanda Wendt went store Shopping,
From store to store, Wanda Wendt went whip hopping,
When Wanda uncorked red wine,
Wanda Wendt was real fine,
Then, Wanda got munchies, and went Burger King Whopping.
Saturday, February 6, 2021
RABIES, RED ROIDS AND LIP BOILS
I set up a shop that sold only snake oils,
I claimed they cured rabies, red roids and, lip boils,
But, the authorities, they care,
Said, "there's no real science there,"
So, in the state prison laundry I toils.
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