GOLF IS THE SAND TRAP OF LIFE

Jimmy's ball was in the big sand trap; that is where Jimmy's ball was,

Jimmy punched his ball into the sand trap, when his eye caught some fuzz,

Jimmy really hated the golf game,

But, his boss loved it, so Jimmy came,

Jimmy wished that his boss loved bowling, because that's what Jimmy does.

A DAYLIGHT SAVINGS POSITIVE RESULT

Now I can golf one more hour,

That gives me some kind of power,

I love to cheat,

To win me an eat,

I just have to remember to shower.

Dave's Daylight Savings Time Outfit

Dave just had to start golfing, now that days have gone long,

He was all fitted up with new golf shoes and golf thong,

Not to be mean,

But out on the green,

The thong just kinda looked wrong.

FACING FEAR AND ENDING UP ON A GOLF CORUSE

I've always been afraid of heights don't you see?
So, I thought a pilots license was the right thing for me,
And, I was at my very best,
Until, I took the solo flight test,
Then, I froze and crashed on a golf course, 9th tee.