LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt
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Sunday, December 8, 2024
UNCLE LEE: LOCKED IN FOR POOL
You always knew when Uncle Lee was locked in for pool,
Because he'd purse his pretty lips, and let slip some drool,
Then a victim you would be,
If you took on Uncle Lee,
He'd finish by sinking your balls, and take you to school.
Sunday, August 20, 2023
HOMELESS AND LOOKING FOR A STABLE RELATIONSHIP
I'm due to make a house payment, but I've got a fun joke to play,
I'm not going to make the payment, by the scheduled payment day,
I felt real lucky, and of course,
Bet my payment on a quarter horse,
I will try to move into the stable, if the horse says I may.
Thursday, May 11, 2023
I LOST MONEY BETTING ON HORSES, NOW I SERVE THEM AT MY PLACE OF EATS
I cook delicious food while listening to music in c minor,
That's why I call my restaurant "The C Minor Diner",
I use to listen to D Major,
Bet on horseys, lost big wager,
I changed my music and my job, because my mate was a major whiner.
Tuesday, March 14, 2023
A DAYLIGHT SAVINGS POSITIVE RESULT
Now I can golf one more hour,
That gives me some kind of power,
I love to cheat,
To win me an eat,
I just have to remember to shower.
Monday, June 20, 2022
BENNY BET ON C AND BENNY LOST TO ME
Benny use to like to bet,,
He could hit high C on his cornet,
He'd bet he'd vibrate with B,
Then squeal out a D,
Benny owes me much money, yet.
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