CYRUS LIKES TO.LOOK NICE, MORE

Jimmy dreams of pumpkin and pie,

Dean dreams of peanuts, roasted dry,

Harry dreams of almond milk,

Cyrus dreams of shirts, all silk,

They all dream of food, except Cy.

Dave's Daylight Savings Time Outfit

Dave just had to start golfing, now that days have gone long,

He was all fitted up with new golf shoes and golf thong,

Not to be mean,

But out on the green,

The thong just kinda looked wrong.

DAVE NEEDS BUG SPRAY, OR SOMETHING

Dave went and bought some used tights,

They were full of parasites,

On Dave's skin,

The sites dig in,

They squirm a little, then they bites.