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Showing posts with label Flying. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Flying. Show all posts

Saturday, March 2, 2024

TOO SOON FOR ITCHY SKIN

I got bit by three gigantic skeeters today,
It's March; skeeters shouldn't be out until late in May,
Now, I am all itchy,
My tude has been witchy,
I need itch ointment, or I'll scratch my skin away.

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Sunday, August 7, 2022

A PARACHUTE NOT PROPERLY WIRED

When his airplane engine expired,
Duke the aviator quickly retired,
He took a nosedive,
One he did not survive,
Seems his parachute was not properly wired.

Sunday, May 8, 2022

THE STORM

I decided to go scuba,
Down in Aruba
But a hurricane was averted,
When the aircraft diverted,
That's why I scuba in Cuba.





Saturday, September 25, 2021

FACING FEAR AND ENDING UP ON A GOLF CORUSE

I've always been afraid of heights don't you see?
So, I thought a pilots license was the right thing for me,
And, I was at my very best,
Until, I took the solo flight test,
Then, I froze and crashed on a golf course, 9th tee.