LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt
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Tuesday, December 10, 2024
THE DINOSAUR AND I
I went to see the dinosaur that was living down the street,
I never saw his bod before, just the tracks left by his feet,
I and the dino became chummy,
He liked me to scratch his fat tummy,
Sometimes the dino would pass gas, and nasty; what did he eat?
Saturday, July 6, 2024
SHARKS IN LAKE MICHIGAN
I went out on Lake Michigan and got bit by a shark,
I did not feel any pain, then it suddenly went dark,
I woke up in the sharks belly,
Being made into poop jelly,
Far off in the distance, I heard my pet doggy, bark, bark...
Wednesday, December 7, 2022
THE FOREST MONKEY FOX
There was a giant monkey fox sitting in the woods,
He was chewing on the bones of some Red Ridding Hoods,
And, boy those bones were good,
Best parts of any Red Ridding Hood,
But, Red Ridding eyeballs taste great in milk chocolate puds.
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