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Showing posts with label BROKE. Show all posts
Showing posts with label BROKE. Show all posts

Sunday, August 20, 2023

HOMELESS AND LOOKING FOR A STABLE RELATIONSHIP

I'm due to make a house payment, but I've got a fun joke to play,
I'm not going to make the payment, by the scheduled payment day,
I felt real lucky, and of course,
Bet my payment on a quarter horse,
I will try to move into the stable, if the horse says I may.



Saturday, August 5, 2023

THE MR. MUGGER TALE

Mr. Mugger had some debt,
He had bills he could not pay,
He figured he was really set,
‘Till he lost his job one day,

Mr. Mugger lost his house,
He even lost his car,
He only had his darling spouse,
She met another at a bar,

Mr. Mugger sat on a rock,
That overlooked the bay,
Mr. Mugger didn’t own a sock,
His feet got cold that day,

His belly growled really loud,
He had no money to eat,
He had sold his socks and overcoat,
He was living on the street,

Mr. Mugger turned to crime,
He figured he had nothing to loose,
But, when he got a little cash,
He just spent it all on booze,

Mr. Mugger ended up in jail,
That is the place he really should be,
With three squares how could he fail?
Better warm and full than free.








Friday, March 31, 2023

DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR TIC TOCS AT?

I had no dollars in my pocket,
So I couldn't buy a bottle rocket,
So to feel more fine,
I expressed online,
To the world, I did Tic Toc it.

Saturday, May 8, 2021

BUGS FOR BREAKFAST (Breakfast of Trampions)

On my heart my tummy tugs,
I was so hungry, I ate bugs,
But, a tummy that begs,
Shouldn't eat bugs with long legs,
I got hospitalized and some hugs.

Friday, November 27, 2020

I BOUGHT A BUDA ON FRIDAY TO BRING ME SOME LUCK

There were great deals on Black Friday but, I had no funds to pay,
I had not been working since, the third week of May,
I broke open my penny jar,
Found four dimes in the car,
I could then buy a small Buda made out of red clay.






Monday, February 19, 2018

THE ROOM IN MY WALLET

There's lots of wiggle room in my wallet,
I'm broke and don't know what else to call it,
But, I'm soon to get pay,
Then, I'll have a good day,
And, I and my friends can go mall it. 

Sunday, September 10, 2017

CLARITY OF MIND

Today I had a "clarity of mind,"
I realized that I was in a real bind,
My taxes were due,
My insurances too,
And, no money could I find.


Monday, August 15, 2016

CLARITY OF MIND

Today I had a "clarity of mind,"
I realized that I was in a real bind,
My taxes were due,
My insurances too,
And, no money could I find.