I'M LEARNING AN ADVANCED SKILL, SO I CAN MAKE THE BIG BUCKS

There is a much better job in my sight,

I just have to learn how to read and write,

I just learned my ABCs,

Next, I'll learn my DEFGs,

I take my time; wife says I'm just not bright.

I'M A SCHOLAR WITH A DOLLAR AND BUGS

I felt rich when I found in my wallet, a dollar,

I felt smart when I read me a book, a scholar,

I still felt so defeated,

When everyone tweeted,

That like a dog, I needed an tick and flea collar.

DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR TIC TOCS AT?

I had no dollars in my pocket,

So I couldn't buy a bottle rocket,

So to feel more fine,

I expressed online,

To the world, I did Tic Toc it.