I once became so paranoid, That I stopped eating glue, Because I thought it might contain, A horse or two I knew, I once became so paranoid, I thought my goldfish might attack, I was so afraid I wouldn't clean his jar, And, found him lying on his back, I once became so paranoid, I thought the sun would rise no more, So, I bought ten thousand light bulbs, And, cleaned out the light bulb store.