SONNY GOT MY TOOTH, BUT THE DEVIL GOT MY SOUL

My tooth really ached after I ate some pudding cake,

I tried to pull the tooth, but all it did was break,

For dental work, I had no money,

I called for help, my buddy, Sonny,

He dug out the tooth, then angels, my soul, did take.

A CORN IS BORN

Today my dear, pretty mama unicorn,

Had a precious, little corn baby born,

The baby corn was stuck,

From mama, I did pluck,

I pulled out the baby, by his little horn.

I NEED AN INTERVENTION

I'm trying to get over my addiction to snow,

It's hard to get over when it's everywhere that I go,

I need an intervention,

For my re-addiction prevention,

Gift me a trip to Cancun, I'll go.