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Showing posts with label sickness. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sickness. Show all posts

Saturday, November 11, 2023

I CAUGHT IT FROM A BEAVER

I had case of dengue fever, but methinks it went away,
I caught it from a beaver, I kissed, while boating on the bay,
Catching it was one bad folly,
It made me feel melancholy,
Anytime you catch the dengue fever, you will rue on that day.


Saturday, March 4, 2023

FENDING OFF DISEASE AND BUGS

Varmints come and varmints go,
Some bring lice; some virus woe,
Don't be a dope,
Wash hands soap,
And shower from head to toe.

Monday, August 22, 2022

SQUIRREL POX AND THE EMPIRE OF SQUIRREL

The squirrels took over the world,
They spread disease, and all humans hurled,
The plague did humans in,
It was biology, not sin,
With humans gone, the squirrel flag was unfurled.

Saturday, November 6, 2021

FISHING AND DYING YOUNG

It was early winter and I felt bold,
On cold water fishing I'd been sold,
Even though, it would be my death, my friends foretold,
I'd for sure be a stat of ones not dying old,
Of course, I didn't harvest fish but I caught a bad cold.