LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt
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Saturday, November 11, 2023
I CAUGHT IT FROM A BEAVER
I had case of dengue fever, but methinks it went away,
I caught it from a beaver, I kissed, while boating on the bay,
Catching it was one bad folly,
It made me feel melancholy,
Anytime you catch the dengue fever, you will rue on that day.
Saturday, March 4, 2023
FENDING OFF DISEASE AND BUGS
Varmints come and varmints go,
Some bring lice; some virus woe,
Don't be a dope,
Wash hands soap,
And shower from head to toe.
Monday, August 22, 2022
SQUIRREL POX AND THE EMPIRE OF SQUIRREL
The squirrels took over the world,
They spread disease, and all humans hurled,
The plague did humans in,
It was biology, not sin,
With humans gone, the squirrel flag was unfurled.
Saturday, November 6, 2021
FISHING AND DYING YOUNG
It was early winter and I felt bold,
On cold water fishing I'd been sold,
Even though, it would be my death, my friends foretold,
I'd for sure be a stat of ones not dying old,
Of course, I didn't harvest fish but I caught a bad cold.
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