THE BELLY ACHER

I got very poisoned by some salmonella,

 from my neighbor's garden dates, 

My stomach feels like it has in it a gorilla, dancing while lifting weights,

My evening was trashed,

Finally, I just crashed,

From now on, produce from my neighbor's garden, has become one of my true hates,

AN ELECTION OR TRICK OR TREAT

An election is like questioning Trick or Treat,

Maybe none of the candy is fit to eat,

And, no matter which kind you pick,

Chances are you'll get sick,

Fancy wrappers are covered with deceit.