SOMEONE CALLED ME A GIT ON MY BIRTHDAY, AND LIKE SHERLOCK, I KNOW WHERE THEY ARE

Someone wrote about me today, calling me a wanker, and a little git,

I figure they must be from Great Britain, because that sounds like it's English Writ,     

First of all, I have to take a tea pause,

And admit there is not a Santa Claus,

If there were a Santa, you'd find in your stocking, a 3 liter Santa zit.

Thanks to all my loving family members living in Great Britain, for all the cards festooned with loving wishes, that I'm sure you considered sending me.  Oh Dear, if only the postage was cheaper. Of course, an email with an emoji would have been nice, ma.

Leigh Collin Brandt