LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt
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Wednesday, September 13, 2023
I LOST MY PHONE AND BLEW A GASKET, AND ENDED UP INSIDE A CASKET
When I lost my cell phone, I knew I was screw-doomed,
My brain arteries burst, and my heart boom, boom, boomed,
I knew I was bone, cold dead,
When I saw late uncle Fred,
And, late Aunt Nyla showed me, where I was entombed.
Friday, January 6, 2023
I'M FROM PARTS UNKNOWN
The doctor said I was made of parts unknown,
He said I had cartilage where I should have had bone,
My blood was not red,
More a mauve color he said,
And, my heart was a big granite stone.
Thursday, September 22, 2022
DEEP DITCH FISHING
In great lakes and great oceans fishermen find their riches,
But, I find my best fishing along roads with deep ditches,
Among the cattails are the muckers,
Those tasty crawdads and blood suckers,
Of course, you must beware so none get into your britches.
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