LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt
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Tuesday, September 3, 2024
I'M A SCHOLAR WITH A DOLLAR AND BUGS
I felt rich when I found in my wallet, a dollar,
I felt smart when I read me a book, a scholar,
I still felt so defeated,
When everyone tweeted,
That like a dog, I needed an tick and flea collar.
Thursday, August 15, 2024
INFESTATION WITH DIGNITY
I sued for peace the mean, itchy, hungry head lice,
My last offer gave to them, a real good entice,
So that I can get some sleep,
And my crap job I can keep,
They'll eat my scalp all day, at night they must be nice.
Wednesday, September 13, 2023
I LOST MY PHONE AND BLEW A GASKET, AND ENDED UP INSIDE A CASKET
When I lost my cell phone, I knew I was screw-doomed,
My brain arteries burst, and my heart boom, boom, boomed,
I knew I was bone, cold dead,
When I saw late uncle Fred,
And, late Aunt Nyla showed me, where I was entombed.
Friday, January 6, 2023
I'M FROM PARTS UNKNOWN
The doctor said I was made of parts unknown,
He said I had cartilage where I should have had bone,
My blood was not red,
More a mauve color he said,
And, my heart was a big granite stone.
Thursday, September 22, 2022
DEEP DITCH FISHING
In great lakes and great oceans fishermen find their riches,
But, I find my best fishing along roads with deep ditches,
Among the cattails are the muckers,
Those tasty crawdads and blood suckers,
Of course, you must beware so none get into your britches.
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