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Showing posts with label HEART. Show all posts
Showing posts with label HEART. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 10, 2024

NO TOCK, SO I BACH

I went today to see my heart specialist doc,
He said my heart had a tick, but seldom a tock, 
It made me both sad and happy,
I would soon see my dead pappy,
Soon dad's fiddle I'll hear playing, Johan S. Bach.

Wednesday, August 23, 2023

BERNARD: I SMELL A LOVE STORY

Bernard's new love interest got Bernard excited,
But Bernard's fixated love, was quite unrequited,
His love called him a sleaze,
Said he smelled like fart cheese,
Bernard took a shower, so one fault could be righted.   


Friday, January 6, 2023

I'M FROM PARTS UNKNOWN

The doctor said I was made of parts unknown,
He said I had cartilage where I should have had bone,
My blood was not red,
More a mauve color he said,
And, my heart was a big granite stone.



Tuesday, July 5, 2022

MR. MARTIN HAD NO TICKER

Mr. Martin had no ticker,
His doctors wondered why, he was not sicker,
Martin swam in the bay,
Ate smoked bacon all day,
At night he drank beer and would bicker.