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HEART
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Friday, November 22, 2024
CUTIE PIE
There once was a cutie pie,
The dear love that made me cry,
I said "oh, good grief",
Cutie was a thief,
I bid my wallet, bye, bye.
Wednesday, April 10, 2024
NO TOCK, SO I BACH
I went today to see my heart specialist doc,
He said my heart had a tick, but seldom a tock,
It made me both sad and happy,
I would soon see my dead pappy,
Soon dad's fiddle I'll hear playing, Johan S. Bach.
Wednesday, August 23, 2023
BERNARD: I SMELL A LOVE STORY
Bernard's new love interest got Bernard excited,
But Bernard's fixated love, was quite unrequited,
His love called him a sleaze,
Said he smelled like fart cheese,
Bernard took a shower, so one fault could be righted.
Friday, January 6, 2023
I'M FROM PARTS UNKNOWN
The doctor said I was made of parts unknown,
He said I had cartilage where I should have had bone,
My blood was not red,
More a mauve color he said,
And, my heart was a big granite stone.
Tuesday, July 5, 2022
MR. MARTIN HAD NO TICKER
Mr. Martin had no ticker,
His doctors wondered why, he was not sicker,
Martin swam in the bay,
Ate smoked bacon all day,
At night he drank beer and would bicker.
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