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Showing posts with label Ache. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ache. Show all posts

Saturday, June 29, 2024

DOWN THE ROAD WITH CONSTIPATED JIMMY

Jimmy spooned down some hot chili chicory soup,
He added some fibre, to help Jimmy go poop,
Jimmy was driving on the road,
When his backend, did explode,
And his Batman underwear, would never recoup. 

Tuesday, October 24, 2023

MY LITTLE RED GOAT

My favorite pet was a little red goat,
The only thing that she would eat was red coat,
She would eat mink, wool or leather,
But she would never taste pleather,
Pleather gave her bubble gas, and she would bloat,


Thursday, October 19, 2023

I'M A DENTAL TECH

I had to find a pair of pliers, because my tooth was throbbing,
I already tried a string, in a technique I call doorknobing,
My tethered tooth did not slightly budge,
But, my doorknob feel apart, oh fudge,
Then there was horrific pain, screaming and great sobbing. 


Thursday, July 28, 2022

BAD DENTIST

I grabbed pliers to fix the tooth that hurt,
It broke and the gum gave a blood squirt,
So I got some health administration,
From an ER vacation,
Well, it's better than napping in dirt.