LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt
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Saturday, December 21, 2024
THEY CAME FOR CHRISTMAS AND WILL STAY ALL WINTER.
The only gift I got Christmas day, was a pine tree full of bugs,
When I brought my tree inside, the bugs thawed and fell onto my rugs,
Oh, Christmas green tree
How hateful of ye,
I'll be scratching all winter long, because of bug bites, digs and dugs.
Friday, December 20, 2024
SOLSTICE
I only get it once a year,
The winter solstice, lets be clear,
It's a cold night,
Warm clothes are tight,
Then at midnight, we raise a beer.
Monday, September 11, 2023
FANCY DRESS AND FIX YOUR HAIR, BUT DO NOT EAT THE PIGS
I am very afraid, and hiding out, down deep in my digs,
It's the end of summer, and people are all roasting us pigs,
We kindly pigs are forsaken,
So, I'm protecting my bacon,
Soon, busy people will fancy dress, and saloon their nice wigs.
Wednesday, December 14, 2022
DON'T EAT THE CHRISTMAS TREE
Mossy the cow ate my Christmas tree,
She knew that I loved it, but she had to spite me,
Mossy had a smile, I a frown,
But I turned them upside down,
For Christmas dinner we had beef, and it was so tasty.
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