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Showing posts with label Decorations. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Decorations. Show all posts

Saturday, December 21, 2024

THEY CAME FOR CHRISTMAS AND WILL STAY ALL WINTER.

The only gift I got Christmas day, was a pine tree full of bugs,
When I brought my tree inside, the bugs thawed and fell onto my rugs,
Oh, Christmas green tree
How hateful of ye,
I'll be scratching all winter long, because of bug bites, digs and dugs.


Thursday, October 12, 2023

A PACK OF COYOTE ALMOST CHEWED MY BONES

I went to the woods to find animal skulls, for props on Trick Or Treat,
I forgot the woods  has lots of coyote, and bones they like to eat,
I ran into a pack of those dogs,
They knocked me down, by piled logs,
I almost was their next meal, but I grabbed a stick, and gave them a beat.

Saturday, December 24, 2022

MY BULBS I BROKE



I went outside because I'm so messy,
When I deck out my Christmas tree,
My brains I soak,
With rum and coke,
That's why my bulbs are mostly broke,
My neighbor, all he drinks is tea,
So, he has twice as many bulbs as me.

Wednesday, December 14, 2022

DON'T EAT THE CHRISTMAS TREE

Mossy the cow ate my Christmas tree,
She knew that I loved it, but she had to spite me,
Mossy had a smile, I a frown,
But I turned them upside down,
For Christmas dinner we had beef, and it was so tasty.