I'M GONNA BE COOL IN LIVERPOOL

The solar eclipse is coming; the goose pooped in my hat,

And, I was rejected by every single college frat,

I think I will drop out of school,

And trip over to Liverpool,

I heard that in Old England, is where all the actions at.

WET DOG DINNER

My pet turkey went feral and ate Chewy, the nice dog,

Chewy had six puppies to feed, and pets goldfish and frog,

A bonfire made things seem alright,

We roasted murderer turkey that night,

 But the turkey tasted just like wet dog on a log.