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Showing posts with label Poisonous. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Poisonous. Show all posts

Saturday, September 14, 2024

DROP PASTE SOUP

When the tuna and mayonnaise spoil,
And you have nothing to feed the highness, the royal,
Grab a cup of toothpaste,
Mix in cough drops to taste,
Serve when on the stove, you've brought the soup to a boil.


WARNING:  DON'T EAT OR YOU'LL BE SORRY
WARNING:  FIRE HAZARD

Sunday, March 10, 2024

I KISSED A BLUE DRAGON

I kissed a blue dragon, and it stung me on the lips,
I swear that the poison went straight to my hips,
It hurt my hips bad,
My eyes teared up sad,
Now I drink with a straw: the only way I get sips.

Sunday, February 4, 2024

BIG JAKE THE SNAKE AND JITTERS

There once was a shy, young tiger named Jitters,
Jitters liked eating little furry critters,
Along comes a rattlesnake,
He said his name was Big Jake,
Jitters ran to the pub and downed much bitters.


Thursday, October 19, 2023

SNEAKY SNAKES AND GERD

Two rattlesnakes snuck up on a bird,
They thought their soft rattles, were not heard,
Then along came a hound pup,
He ate those snakes for his sup,
But got sick from heartburn, caused by gerd.