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Saturday, September 14, 2024
DROP PASTE SOUP
When the tuna and mayonnaise spoil,
And you have nothing to feed the highness, the royal,
Grab a cup of toothpaste,
Mix in cough drops to taste,
Serve when on the stove, you've brought the soup to a boil.
WARNING: DON'T EAT OR YOU'LL BE SORRY
WARNING: FIRE HAZARD
Sunday, March 10, 2024
I KISSED A BLUE DRAGON
I kissed a blue dragon, and it stung me on the lips,
I swear that the poison went straight to my hips,
It hurt my hips bad,
My eyes teared up sad,
Now I drink with a straw: the only way I get sips.
Sunday, February 4, 2024
BIG JAKE THE SNAKE AND JITTERS
There once was a shy, young tiger named Jitters,
Jitters liked eating little furry critters,
Along comes a rattlesnake,
He said his name was Big Jake,
Jitters ran to the pub and downed much bitters.
Thursday, October 19, 2023
SNEAKY SNAKES AND GERD
Two rattlesnakes snuck up on a bird,
They thought their soft rattles, were not heard,
Then along came a hound pup,
He ate those snakes for his sup,
But got sick from heartburn, caused by gerd.
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